睡公主的世界

The episode begins with Watson and Holmes attending an AA meeting. Watson looks at Holmes and he seems to be slightly lost. She touches his shoulders and he gets up yelling. He then shakes himself and leaves. Outside, he tells Watson that he hypnotized himself to avoid listening to the sob stories. Watson asks him as to why doesn’t he listen if he doesn’t want to share. He explains the Attic theory in which the brain stores only what is useful. So he blocks out the useless stuff. Watson then tells him that she will be going for dinner tonight and will be gone for two hours. Holmes receives a call from Gregson. Next, they arrive at the crime scene. A dead body is lying in the hallway.

The man is shot in his face and his wallet and watch are missing and the drawers are tossed as well. Looks like he walked in on his burglar! Bell and Gregson classify this as a robbery-homicide case. The neighbor was the first one to see the dead body and call 911. Watson examines the scene and tells Bell that this is a robbery and a homicide case; by two different perpetrators. He then says that the woman who shot the victim was seated on the leather chair. He knows it is a she as he can smell lady’s deodorant on the leather. The robbery was committed by a strong man as he says that a large armoire is missing. This he judges by the pattern on the wall. Watson arrives with a picture of the victim and points out that there was an armoire at the same spot.

He follows the drag marks and kicks open the neighbor’s door; and the armoire is in his apartment. So we have the thief! And now we need, is the killer!! They interrogate the neighbor. He tells Bell that Casey, the victim, was already shot when he saw him. He did take his belongings and armoire but he never laid a finger on him. Holmes, who is watching the interrogation, is annoyed as he had clearly mentioned that there were two perpetrators. Bell comes out and tells them that the neighbor says that he saw a woman on the stairs; Bell thinks he is fabricating the story after he heard Holmes’ theory. But Holmes thinks they should get a sketch made. Gregson calls for an artist. Later, Holmes tells Watson that she is dining with her ex.

He says that she should sleep with him as she hasn’t had sex for a while and she lacks an orgasmic gait. He says that sleeping with him would do wonders for her mood. Next, Watson meets her ex Ty, who says that he and her parents are worried about her. The following morning, Holmes can tell that she didn’t sleep with her ex. He is going through Casey’s autopsy and notices a rare genetic disorder of the cornea. She tries asking him about London; but he refuses to speak. Just then Bell calls; they found the woman from the sketch. Bell then asks him to come to the hospital. He then takes Watson and Holmes to a room where we see a woman lying on the bed. She is the same woman from the sketch and her name is Yvette Ellison.

But she has been in a coma for the past three days as she tried killing herself with pills and vodka. so, it appears that the neighbor lied. Holmes can smell the same deodorant. He feels that she is faking it. But Watson checks her vitals and finds it consistent with a coma patient. Looks like a dead end! But Holmes says that Bell found the right face but the wrong girl. Holmes tells her about the book he found at the bed side table which says: To Yvette and Rebecca on your 5th birthday. This means that Yvette has a twin sister. Later, Holmes finds out that Yvette and Rebecca are the twins of the recently deceased Charles Ellison; the shipping millionaire. They go to meet Rebecca.

But they are shocked to see that Rebecca is nothing like Yvette. Rebecca tells them that they are fraternal twins, not identical. At home, Watson finds a violin and asks Holmes to play it to relieve stress. He tells her that he doesn’t play anymore. Ty calls and when Watson goes to take the call, Holmes sets fire to the violin. Watson extinguishes the fire. Just then Gregson calls; there is another murder and with the same gun that killed Casey. So clearly the neighbor isn’t their guy. Holmes points out that this woman, Anna Webster, suffered from the same genetic disorder of the cornea. This means that Casey and Anna were brother and sister. They were half siblings. But they didn’t know about each other’s existence.

So, both shared a mystery dad and they were murdered with the same gun; obviously this is no coincidence. Bell arrives stating that Anna filed a complaint few weeks ago as she thought that a guy was following her. He also shows them the picture that Anna shot from her window. Gregson knows this guy. They go to meet Mike. Mike tells them that he can’t say anything as per the client privilege. Holmes takes him aside and tells him that he knows that Mike has turned to meth to stay awake for long hours and can also tell that the stash is nearby. He says that he would tell Gregson and Bell anything if he gives them the information. Mike places a file on the desk and leaves. Next, they go to meet Rebecca and ask her why she had Mike follow Casey and Anna.

作者︰西尾維新
類型︰輕小說
ISBN︰9789571036885、9789571037479
出版社︰尖端
首讀完日期︰2014-04-01
評分︰10/10

劇情簡介

兔吊木事件後，阿伊歸回八月京都的炎熱。受到木賀峰約副教授強烈邀請，雖然先後被紅色制裁哀川潤、劍客淺野美衣子警告，不知道吸收教訓的阿伊不知死活地接受「不死的研究」的一星期打工。打工開始前，阿伊帶同生物學家的春日井春日和徒弟的紫木一姬來到深山研究所作適性測驗時，卻發現即使阿伊眼中看來也不太正常的勻宮理澄也是參加者之一。春日井春日彷彿預知會發生什麼一樣，在到達研究所後沒多久就堅持即使要在深山徒步離開也不想多留在木賀峰的研究所多一秒鐘。阿伊和一姬則留了下來，可是到他們發現有不詳之兆的時候已經太慢了，他們已經回不去了……

讀後感

《食人魔法》我認為目前為止是《戲言》的頂峰，是令整個戲言系列迅速轉入白熱化階段，是非常非常非常精美的一篇。阿伊被西尾維新直接冠上了「最惡」之名，令人在意的東西很多，本集西尾所展示的是與《絞首浪漫派》黑暗程度不同的阿伊，阿伊的內心世界比我之前想像中的更複雜更黑暗更混濁，到底「不良製品」的真意是什麼呢？事實上我不認為阿伊的性格上有缺陷，我認為反而是因為太全面、太了解人類，深深理解人類的黑暗面的阿伊，才會這樣喜歡不上人類…吧？

在巨人進攻兩小時後，居民全體撤出，奇蹟地沒人身亡。完成守護居民撤退的任務，米卡莎於是出發去尋找艾連的蹤影。但她發現雖然已經響起了暫時撤退的鐘聲，但奇怪的是很多士兵都沒有爬上城牆的跡象。當然士兵們並不想待在有巨人的地方多一分一秒，不過他們的機動裝置的瓦斯都快空了，而補給班的隊長落跑了，隊員更被巨人重重圍住在總部而失去戰意，根本不能帶補給給在外作戰的士兵。以現在士兵們的立體機動裝置中瓦斯的量是來說，攀上城牆撤退是不可能的事，而他們亦深感明白，一旦失去動力，面對巨人就只有被吃的份。包括新力軍的約翰他們的戰鬥部隊們都快要放棄，而在那堆人中最為絕望的要數目睹艾連被巨人吞噬那瞬間的阿爾敏了。米卡莎由阿爾敏口中得悉艾連的死訊，可是意料之外地，米卡莎非常冷靜，更激勵眾人消滅圍住總部的巨人拿補給，但是米卡莎的話語聽起來像是說給她自己聽，在這個沒艾連的世界活去，聽著聽著，苦澀便從中滲出……

被米卡莎一番話燃起戰意，約翰帶領訓練兵們，邊省儉著瓦斯用，邊向總部衝去。米卡莎本人卻整個人像沒了靈魂一樣，心中想要尋死，她自己的瓦斯明明也快用完了還不顧一切地狂飆，最後真的耗光了瓦斯，整個人摔到城鎮一邊的小巷。巨人很快地出現在米卡莎面前，原本一心尋死的米卡莎，內心還有戰鬥求生的本能，令她發現她不管怎樣都要活下去，當初米卡莎和艾蓮相遇時就是叫她要戰鬥下去，而且如果不活下去的話就不能繼續想念艾蓮了。米卡莎決意要跟面前的巨人正面對戰，但在沒立體機動裝置的情況下跟巨人戰鬥，就算對米卡莎來說也是比較嚴峻的狀況。但此時，在米卡莎背後出現一隻身材很好長相很帥的15公尺級巨人，正在大家都在想米卡莎會怎樣處理這個被前後夾攻的情況之時，帥巨人突然出拳攻擊米卡莎面前的巨人！！

這是人類所知以內從未發生的情況，巨人一般不會對人類以外的生物有攻擊反應，也就是不會攻同類，亦不會因搶食物而打架……這這這到底怎回事！？（其實稍稍分析一下就該知道那巨人是艾連變的啦XD）

看著帥巨人攻擊其他巨人，米卡莎在吃驚的同時，彷彿感到有點似曾相識。米卡莎在帥巨人身上看到了希望之光，並因而感到莫名的雀躍，因為帥巨人殘殺其他巨人的這光景彷彿體現人類的憤怒！可是現實並沒有給米卡莎思考的空閒，阿爾敏和柯尼來到救米卡莎。阿爾敏在艾連死後就一直覺得自己不該活著，於是打算犧牲自己，把鋼刀和氣瓶都給了最能拯救大家的米卡莎。米卡莎明白阿爾敏的覺悟，但米卡莎根本沒想過要扔下阿爾敏，她明白自己當初任性而為地激勵大家圍攻總部，現在必須負起保護大家的責任。

夜斗的妄想越來越超脫現實，連雪音都受不了，把夜斗一腳踢下樓梯了ｗｗｗｗｗ

基本上夜斗這會受騙買下奇怪東西的廢柴神至今還沒有餓死，是因為有佛心的日和在餵食吧……

好一件光明正大、亳無遮掩的條紋胖次！！我也無法移開視線啊啊啊啊！這個由一件條紋胖次開始的交往真是太讚了！

 

上半集是，因為唐瓜自己喜歡阿香，於是拉上茄子請鬼灯批准他們去阿香工作的眾合地獄見學，鬼灯又剛好因公事要去眾合地獄，劇情頓然就變成鬼灯當唐瓜和茄子的導遊去參觀眾合地獄。鬼灯一眼就看穿唐瓜心懷不軌，當眾揭穿了唐瓜的受虐癖……

最最最最重點是下半集，唐瓜是受虐狂與否根本一點都不重要（嗤之以鼻），閻魔大王與鬼灯的日常夫婦生活可是超級迷人的。鬼灯完全按自己的心情不斷虐閻魔，閻魔則以跟對待犯人兇惡態度完全不同的寬大去包容鬼灯各種的鬼畜行徑( ๑˃̶͈̀ ꇴ ˂̶͈́ )

然後，全世界的人最最最想看的，應該是鬼灯抱著樹熊後放鬆的表情，到底是怎樣的呢？

說來事情很雙向, 在法國你可以見到臭臉的服務生, 超市收銀員甚至空姐也是因為他們不會用活得阿腴奉承 (你可以說他們態度很差但其實有選擇用怎樣的態度去工作不是不幸福)。這裏容得下工會, 無數的獨立品牌和特色小店, 也沒有看不到距離的貧富懸殊, 在歐洲, 人活得比較平等有尊嚴。

我非常非常的喜歡台灣, 甚至蜜月旅行也想過要帶他去台灣見識一下, 讓他知道亞洲有些地方還是很有人情味不是人人講錢。香港人對此事很緊張, 因為我們太明白香港曾經是甚麼模樣。

The episode begins with two glasses full of water falling on the floor; the broken pieces are scattered all over. We then see a woman being strangled by someone (face not shown). She falls and cuts her hand on the broken pieces; a little blood is smeared on the floor. She then manages to escape and runs into her bedroom. The unknown killer follows her and she struggles. Cut to the scene where Joan Watson is enjoying her morning jog. She then arrives to pick someone up but she is informed that he escaped. She then calls the guy’s father and tells him that his son left a little early. She is on her way to meet him. She then goes to meet the guy who escaped; Sherlock Holmes.

She arrives at his house and sees that the room has around six televisions playing different shows. Holmes actually escaped from the rehab. She tells him that his father hired her to be his sober companion and is there to enable the transition of his life from the rehab experience to the normal routine. She will be living with him for the next six weeks. Holmes manages to predict the dialog of a show; spot on, and Watson is shocked. Judging by her hands, Holmes figures out that Watson is a surgeon. He also knows that she has a car; he saw the parking ticket when she dropped her purse. She is marveled by his keen observation. He then tells her that he was a consultant with the Scotland Yard.

He tells her that he has devised a post rehab regime that would keep her busy; he has decided to resume as a consultant with the cops. They arrive at a crime scene and he introduces her to Capt. Gregson as his personal valet. He also tells him that she is crucial to his process. Gregson educates Holmes and Watson about the murder. Dr. Richard Mantlo arrived home and found his door kicked in and his wife Amy Damper missing. Mantle is a “head shrink “in a hospital and he was called for an emergency and didn’t get home till 5 am. The first officer on the scene reported signs of struggle in the kitchen and bedroom, but no Miss Amy. Holmes then asks for Amy’s cell phone.

He checks her pictures and infers that she lost a lot of weight and underwent a number of plastic surgeries in the past two years. He then goes into the kitchen and concludes that Amy knew her attacker and she let him in the house herself. There are two glasses of water that appear to be broken; obviously, she was pouring one for her guest. He then tells Gregson that the boot prints on the wall has blood on it and he is sure it would test positive for Amy’s blood; this means he kicked the door after the assault took place. He was familiar to Amy and he kicked the door while he exited. Also he took something from the living room as he sees an empty space disturbing the symmetry of the two sides.

It was an old ring box Amy’s grandma gave her. He tells the group that kidnappers don’t take trophies but killers do! He then goes to the bedroom and discovers a safe room, cleverly concealed in the wall. But the slope of the floor gives it away. But they also discover Amy’s dead body lying in her blood poll inside the safe room. Holmes hates it when he is right! Next, Mantlo is being interrogated and he says that he wasn’t aware of the safe room and he did not hurt his wife. Holmes tells Watson that he knows that she changed her profession as the death of a dear one affected her a lot. And she wonders how he knew about her father’s affair; Google!!

Not everything is deducible. Detective Javier Abreu comes out of the interrogation room and thanks Holmes for his help. Since they have their guy now, they would take it further from here. But, not so soon! Holmes believes that Mantlo didn’t kill his wife. The reason; his feet are a size 8 and the killer was a size 11. Moreover, the strangulation marks suggest that the hands are bigger than Mantlo’s, which leads to the conclusion that the killer is around six foot one-three. Holmes then asks Mantlo to list the names of all tall men in his life and he gives Homes six names. There are only two names that have been in any trouble with the cops; Joseph, the guy who redesigned the house and his record has a string of parking tickets.

And the other is Harrison Polk, an administrator at San Bridge hospital and was charged for stalking a neighbor. Holmes believes that they should first talk to Polk. They go to his office and they notice a shoe box on the chair, and the shoe size is 11! He says that he didn’t kill Amy. He had only asked her about her plastic surgery. He then shows them a picture of hers that was taken two years ago, and it is clearly evident. The next day, at work Holmes tells Watson that serial killers are the ones who generally take trophies after a killing. So, to get an insight, he researched about some earlier killings and found one similar to this one; a size 11 shoe and a missing jewelry box.

鎖鎖美︰「哥哥神臣的體內雖然有著天照的力量，但他本人並未察覺自己有這份力量，並以為還在我身上。」

月讀家是最早獲得天照力量的人類，亦是天照之孫瓊瓊杵神的後裔。月讀一族隱居在九州深山的月讀神社中，通過「改變」來維持對人類有益的世界。月讀家的人都十分短命，這是因為，為了維持濃厚的瓊瓊杵神基因，月讀家一直反覆地近親相交，肉體已經到了千瘡百孔的程度。包括鎖鎖美在內的月讀一族的女性都會為準備繼承天照的力量而成為巫女，為了不因私慾使用天照的力量而用上藥物來抹殺自己的七情六欲。而男子則要終生服務巫女，對巫女的命令絕對服從，最後淪為生孩子的道具。

從小就承受著嚴酷得有如地獄的修煉，在因受不了修行而帶著神臣一起逃家後，才發現寬闊的網絡世界，令鎖鎖美至今為止的常識都崩潰了，更「改變」來隱藏行蹤 。神臣早已習慣侍奉鎖鎖美，並在逃家之後，願意為鎖鎖美承擔一切苦痛和罪惡感。因為那是他的存在意義，於是，鎖鎖美便意屬把一切的根源——天照的力量，轉移到神臣身上。對於鎖鎖美，神臣到底是有著愛憐的感情，還是覺得照顧她是他的使命呢？

月讀神社在鎖鎖美分裂了第二人格，以在必要時保護鎖鎖美，而為了保護她，第二人格把所有鎖鎖美寫的關於「天照的力量已轉移到神臣身上」的報告給神臣看。為了鎖鎖美可以自由地生活，神臣決定獨自回到月讀神社。鎖鎖美本想衝到月讀神社，但原來她一直不能出門是因為有惡神在阻礙，鎖鎖美後悔一直自己都不努力，只把所有包袱都扔給神臣。此時，邪神劍出現，告訴她依賴著別人慢慢前進別無不可，鎖鎖美不應該勉強自己。及後，小劍把鎖鎖美帶到月讀神社。

邪神三姊妹的真實身份終於由邪神劍口中表明了。邪神劍是天照大神本人，當初因為八百蒂諸神不聽話而把最高神的力量交給瓊瓊杵神後隱居，本想要是瓊瓊杵神就會重執職務，但瓊瓊杵神用了邪神劍也沒意料到的方法「近親結婚」把力量傳下去給子孫，邪神劍亦決定只從旁守護這個由人類創造出來的世界。邪神劍如果日後取回最高神的力量的話，會把這力量交給邪神玉，邪神玉是邪神劍取下自己的一部份所創造的新神，亦因此小玉才會叫神臣作爸爸。邪神鏡則是以前天照被敵人詛咒後切除丟棄的一部份，卻被壞人發現並加入咒具和現代兵器，培養成為擁有靈力的機器人，邪神劍不忍小鏡被利用去犯罪，於是奪了回來自己撫養了。

本來邪神三姊妹是化於世界各處且無法被感知的存在，而她們現在出現於此的原因是，鎖鎖美對於安定生活所作出的祈願，而產生的同伴。同時因為鎖鎖美的期望，邪神三姊妹把月讀神社摧毀了，卻發現神臣根本不在那裡。神臣一心代替鎖鎖美成為巫女，但發現神臣完全沒有靈能力和神格，也就是說天照的力量根本不在神臣身上，於是月讀家的當主便跟神臣斷絕父子關係並趕走了他。

鎖鎖美於是在發現，最高神的力量由始至終一直都在鎖鎖美體內，只是鎖鎖美以為自己已經沒了最高神的力量而用不了力量。但是鎖鎖美一直都期望神臣能夠幸福，所以八百萬諸神才會去為了神臣得到幸福而完成他的願望。不過現在，知道自己有著最高神力量的鎖鎖美，不但可以驅走惡神外出，只要她祈願，不管什麼事都能實現！

唔，總覺得火火里好痴女屬性啊……竟然因為多華宮的一句「真頭疼」就對『塔之魔女』嘍囉五人組的其中四人施行魔女狩獵……！！

『塔之魔女』之所以會盯上多華宮，是為了多華宮身體裡那白色的東西……哇…果然會令人誤會的說法……嘛，總之火火里所屬的『工房魔女』跟『塔之魔女』為了爭奪多華宮而戰。不僅是『塔之魔女』梅杜莎那邊的人，連生存了至少130年的偽蘿莉克蘿諾娃及其手下的塔之魔女，包括星組和櫻組都來到了多華宮所在的城市。雖然目前跟火火里交手過的魔女都不過是嘍囉級，完全不是火火里的對手，但更加強大的魔女將會陸續來到，『魔女之夜』看來是不遠了。

綾火的母親火火里風音好帥，聲優役大原さやか好大姐~~~ 釘宮理惠役的克蘿諾娃的古代用語真是萌到粄！兩人對話的畫面令我耳朵都快融化了！！

第三次考試的場地是一幢叫『陷阱塔』的高塔，考生要在72小時之內由塔頂到達地面才算合格。不過塔的外牆沒什麼可以抓住的位置，而且附近的森林中住著食人鳥，要沿著外牆爬到地面是九死一生的。因此，考生要通過塔內的種種機關陷阱才可以到達地面。

塔頂有著數十道暗門，小剛、奇犽、酷拉皮卡和雷歐力進了同一組暗門，因此在到達地面為止他們是同隊的。他們都互相認識、信賴，是不錯的隊伍，不過他們選的那組暗門的是『多數決之路』必須要有五個人，所以他們不得不跟同樣選擇了同一組暗門、陰險的頓巴一組。

在幾次的多數決選項之後，小剛一行人來到一個對決場，五人要各自跟第三次考試的考官派出的人對決，對決順序、方式自由。因為是『多數決之路』，只要贏三場就可以通過這關了。第三場考試的考官是利波，同時是這座『陷阱塔』監獄的刑務所所長，利波派出的人事實上是刑期至少100年以上的重犯，只要他們能拖住考生們的腳步能減少到期，考生減少1小時囚犯就減少1年，對上100年刑期的他們來說是不可多得的減刑機會。

第一場是鋼筋肌肉男VS頓巴，鋼筋肌肉男本多托是刑期199年的強盜殺人犯。雖然一開始已經知道毫無看點可言，不過利己主義的頓巴一開始就投降了，某角度來說還真是意料之外……但頓巴這個其實對的選擇，因為本多托打算把對手鎖喉，令他連投降也說不出，再用拷問等技倆慢慢消磨考生那寶貴的72小時，犯人們便可穩穩地減去72年刑期。